To the tune of “Imagine”.

🎶 Zimagine there's no pronouns,
No cancel culture too.
No virtues to be signaled,
No grievance to undo.

Zimagine all the soyboys if
Their testicles only grew. Yoo hoo!

You may say I'm a memer,
But I'm not the only one.
When the culture war is cancelled
The world will again be fun.